50 Ways To Troll on Slashdot

"The problem's all inside your head", she said to me
The crap filter is annoying, I agree
You can defeat it if you do it logically
There must be fifty ways to troll on Slashdot

She said it's not really my habit to intrude
The sensationalist titles are often misconstrued
The editors' spelling may be somewhat crude
There must be fifty ways to troll on Slashdot
Fifty ways to troll on Slashdot

Mods are on crack, Jack
Repost spam, Sam
GNAA, Ray
Just set yourself free
Get a first post, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Hit the refresh key, Lee
And get yourself free

Goatse.cx Tex,
Widen the page, Dave
Stephen King's dead, Fred
Just set yourself free
Change the article text, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
BSD's dead, Lee
Just get yourself free

Although it grieves me to see Zonk in so much pain
I post "I fail it!" and then start to smile again
Netcraft confirms that Wikipedia explains
About the fifty ways to troll on Slashdot

She said why don't we both karma whore tonight
Thinks about your breathing, you'll begin to see the light
She poured hot grits down herself and I know she was right
There must be fifty ways to troll on Slashdot
Fifty ways to troll on Slashdot

Is it whack, Jack
Viewing tubgirl, Earl
Mod up a flame, Shane
Just set yourself free
KDE sucks, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Referral link, Lee
Just set yourself free